I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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