He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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