so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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