Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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