thus making me awesome and them whores
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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