Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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