im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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