Are we in a gay sports bar?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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