yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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