How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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