Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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