The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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