have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I did not marry a roomba.
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