I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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