She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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