well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
