I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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