is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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