you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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