Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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