I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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