Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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