Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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