Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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