Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
my sisters under your porch take her home
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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