What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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