Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
