why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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