Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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