Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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