Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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