I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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