i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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