Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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