its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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