Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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