i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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