Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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