There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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