it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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