this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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