all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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