actually, I'm a sock model
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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