last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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