I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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