I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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