He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
