? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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