i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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