Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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