The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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