No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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