Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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