: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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